she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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