I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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