Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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