You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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