i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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