At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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