I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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