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You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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