Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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