Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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