So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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