i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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