Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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