Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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