Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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