My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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