It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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