What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
