: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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