Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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