i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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