I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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