I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
