He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
the liver wants what the liver wants
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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