Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
my poor anus
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