their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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