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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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