So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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