Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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