Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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