Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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