Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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