Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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