I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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