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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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