its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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