are you so shy because you have an std?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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