Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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