I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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