STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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