let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
My bed smells like the plague
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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