I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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