Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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