i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Randomize
