Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We had sex on a dog bed..
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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