You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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