Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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