Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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