yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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