Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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